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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 09:27

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
How do you view men and women who cheat?
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
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Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
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No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
What would TERFs do if there weren't such a thing as being transgender? Who would be their target?
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
Why is dating so frustrating and difficult for a guy?
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Freaks and Cheeks
Is there a correlation between sweating during sleep and high body temperature and sugar levels?